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The oldest book I own.

August 26th, 2011 No comments

This is the oldest book I currently own:

Workshop Receipts For Manufacturers, Mechanics, and Scientific Amateurs by Ernest Spon.

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This edition was published in 1879, and provides instruction in the art of “bronzes, cements, dyeing, electro-mettalurgy, enamels, etching, fireworks, fluxes, fulminates, gilding, gums, japanning, lacquers, marble working, nitro-glycerine, photography, pottery, varnishes, &c &c &c”.

Flicking through some of said instruction, it’s amazing that anyone survived to pass them on.  Victorian artisans were a bunch of absolute mentalists.

Take, for example, the preparation of Gold amalgam for use in gilding.

Amalgam of Gold in the Large Way – A quantity of quicksilver is put into a crucible or iron ladle, which is lined with clay, and exposed to heat till it begins to smoke. The gold to be mixed should be previous granulated, and heated red hot, when it should be added to the quicksilver, and stirred about with an iron rod till it is perfectly dissolved. If there should be any superfluous mercury, it may be separated by passing it through clean soft leather; and the remaining amalgam will have the consistency of butter , and contain about 3 parts mercury to one point gold.

So, in short, add red hot Gold to a container full of Mercury so hot that it is smoking.  This isn’t even one of the dangerous preparations in the book!  About a third of the way through, it gives instruction in the preparation of fulminate of silver, before explaining that the compound is so reactive that it is practically useless for any reasonable purpose.

It’s a fascinating look back at how chemistry was once an integral part of a workshop, and required no real specialised course of training, instead relying on recklessness bordering on the insane coupled with lots of ironware and a lightweight roof.

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Two books, one ‘blog post.

August 24th, 2011 2 comments

Before I get cracking on these books, though, I’d like to bring The Oldest Sweet Shop to your attention, and more specifically I’d like to give you all a heads up on the super sour fizz bombs (Mark II) that they sell.

They are fucking ridiculous.  I mean, the sour sweets you get from the Japan centre are pretty damn sour, dusted as they are with citric acid, but these things have a crystalline crust of the stuff. It is actually painful to taste one.  Even if you give in after an hour of attempts and run it under the goddamn tap to get the bulk off of it, it’s still insanely sour.

So, yeah. I still have the bulk of a 100g batch to get through, so that should see me through until 2013 at least.

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Alt.Ficion, Mexico’s Premier SF/F convention

June 26th, 2011 No comments

Last year, I decided that I was fed up – sick to the back teeth – of not actually knowing anyone else who writes (or tries to write) genre fiction, or even reads genre fiction.  To that end, I swallowed my terrible nervousness at the prospect of introducing myself to people and having nothing to say after that point and signed up to go to Alt.Fiction.

In my mind, it could have gone either way. What I didn’t count on was the community being completely receptive to the prospect of people who just rock up and say “hi”.  When I went to NewCon later in the year, I knew a few people by name and more by sight, and when I signed up for Eastercon, I was quite safe in the knowledge that there would be no shortage of conversation.

So one year on I signed up for Alt.Fiction again, except this time I was actually going with the expectation of knowing people there.

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Napoleon wasn’t actually that short: Eastercon 2011

April 26th, 2011 1 comment

Yesterday I got back from Eastercon, which was held at the Birmingham Hilton (next to the NEC).

I’m not what you’d call a seasoned convention attendee.  I had been to two before Eastercon, following my decision in 2010 to actually throw my hat into the fandom ring and actually talk to people instead of just lurking on forums and pretending I was taking part.

So, when I pass comment on the convention, the caveat really is that I’m not an old hand at the convention thing – it’s just my experience of it.

First, the venue.  The Hilton is a nice hotel, I’ll give you that, but it’s super-expensive.  They laid on a special convention restaurant which was mean to sell meals at lower prices, but they were still pretty damn expensive from my perspective.  It was also miles from anywhere and although the NEC and the airport were a short distance, both venues were also quite pricey considering the fare they had on offer.

While you could say that this is the cost of having it in the Hilton, it had a knock-on effect for people at the Con.  I turned up with a pretty tight budget, and although I factored in a serious chunk of it for the purchasing of eats – even going so far as to guess at how many times I’d offer to buy people drinks* – I ended up eating into my dealer room budget to the point that I didn’t much while I was there.

And that annoys me, really, because the whole point of being there is to get to know people and also hopefully to pick up some awesome stuff – and I think more than a few of the dealers were disappointed by the lack of sales.  It’s just one event, but you’ve got to wonder how those sales figures affect the businesses they trickle back to.

Another Hilton thing was the function rooms, which were fitted with insane air conditioning.  Queens room? Roasting hot.  London room? Freezing cold. Normally that wouldn’t bother me too much, but when you spend one panel trying to get warmth back into your hands by sitting on them and the next on the verge of sleep because it’s so cozy, then there are issues.

As to the schedule, I didn’t go to many panels this time round.  I skipped the writing ones because I’ve been to writing ones before and honestly there are only so many times I can be told to write more, write consistently, read lots, and edit ruthlessly.** I went to one on combative female characters that meandered off down some odd paths regarding real-world military attitudes to women, and another on fugitives in fiction that had some nice banter about meddling with story archetypes and form.

The evening events I was a little disappointed with.  I’d always imagined them being a lot more lively and inclusive of the attending cohort, but the ball and ceilidh were pretty quiet affairs and the disco was…well…it was…

It defied description.

Anyway. I’m coming down on the Con a little too hard, perhaps.  Despite, in spite of, and aside from all that, I enjoyed myself massively.  The people that I met – that I already knew, knew through twitter, or had simply never met before and stood next to in the bar – made up for it more than ten times over.  Adam Christopher made a spirited effort to mention all the people he met at Eastercon over on his ‘blog, something I don’t think I can match.  What I can do is say that there are some enormously awesome people out there who consistently made me feel very, very welcome, and they helped make a weekend that was plagued with potentially fun-destroying or fun-limiting issues to be a very great deal of fun instead.

 

 

*I overestimated that.  I think people felt bad about taking me up on it because of the prices.

**and not get my hopes up

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Serial Killers Incorporated

April 21st, 2011 No comments

I never really assign scores to things when I review them. There are a lot of opinions out there, and as far as I can tell there are quite a few that disagree strongly with me, no matter the subject.

So when I say you might not like Andy Remic’s Serial Killers Incorporated, understand that I’m covering all the bases.

Personally, I like it. One of the first books to be released by the author’s own ebook publishing venture, Anarchy Books, SKI is an ice-cold shot of 175-proof hyperbole, that Remic slams down on the bar with a glower. Drink up or get the fuck out is the message.

I think if you sat down and tried to take it seriously, tried to analyse the text, then you’d be setting yourself up for disappointment. From the first few pages, SKI pretty much sets up its stall: Bad men are about their business of doing bad things – Remic doesn’t really play with the form too much once he’s got it duct-taped to a chair. All he does is douse it in bombast and toss lit matches at it until the whole thing goes BOOM.

There are touches of linguistic genius scattered all the way through, simple phrases that sit really nicely in your mind, but for the most part it’s about big, fast images that keep the pages turning. Phrases like “the bike leapt forward, scorpion-stung, and smashed at a million miles an hour towards the line of gangsters who opened fire dark-eye barrels ejaculating blossoms of flame” just erupt out on the page full of energy and pace, and at times I could imagine the actual writing process as being just as energetic – Remic roaring with rage at the limitations of typing, sweeping the keyboard aside and just smashing the words directly into a giant slab of clay* with his fists.

it puts me in mind of Ben Elton’s book Popcorn (which I have previously referenced as the quickest book I have ever read, ever). Naughty people do terrible stuff, and the reader is stuck with an ethically broken but morally stable narrator, delusional and self-aggrandising as fuck, whose POV guides the tale along.

If that’s the sort of poison you think you can handle, then go grab a copy. It’s a fun ride.

 

 

 

*On a side note, the Sumerians have an awesome IP claim against the iPad if they filed their patent for tablet technology.

What *is* the plural of Walrus?

April 2nd, 2011 No comments

This was a conversation I found myself having Friday afternoon after being asked to draw a graph of my week on a sheet of paper, days being the independent variable (time-limited) along the x-axis and my mood being dependent, indicated on the y-axis. Interestingly, on being asked that question, I had to instantly go back and amend my graph because in all honesty it was the best thing that had happened to me all week.

We agreed that “walruses” is boring and shame was poured on one contributor’s head for adding a superfluous apostrophe to make it “walruse’s” on the whiteboard (also prompting the question, “what’s a walruse and what stuff would it possess?“).

Walrice didn’t survive the screening process but walri? That felt closer to the mark.

What if we added an extra vowel? What if we doubled that shit right up?

Walrii. yes, my friends, that feels so much more comfortable on the tongue.

Being Scottish, I staunchly defended the possibility of an ancient, Caledonian flavour – hundreds of walrae, their sleek, heavy-set bodies crowding the rocky shores – but it was summarily rejected by the harsh, Southern tones of my English companions.
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If there was any justice in the world…

March 5th, 2011 1 comment

…Dragon Age 2 would be out today.

Wandered round the city today and popped into Game for a quick look around. Couldn’t see a single thing that whet my gaming whistle, which is sadly turning out to be the story of my life. Maybe I’m just getting old?

I’m still attracted to games like Starcraft 2, but the difficulty curve of multiplayer is so steep that playing online just feels like self-flagellation, without the kinky pay-off.

Dragon Age 2 felt quite nice in the demo – the human models have improved somewhat, being a little less uncanny to watch for any length of time (still not great, though). Background texturing still fails, though, and I was not surprised to find myself – yet again – running round a mountain environment that was covered in what looked to be purple-brown vomit. Maybe that’s a side effect of the ever-encroaching darkness?

The combat is a little better (camera still poor) but I don’t get why the control system has to mirror the Mass Effect model so closely. The ability cooldowns are all way too slow, the attack button needs to be hammered way too often, it just doesn’t feel like a “natural” combat system to me. That’s just my opinion, of course, and I didn’t spend much time using the Mage archetype, which might be better for me in terms of gameplay, but it defeats the point when I like playing characters who can mix it up in the melee.

So yeah. It hasn’t quite won me over yet, but it’s a big release froma studio that I’ve long been a fan of, one of the few gaming studios engaged in actual storytelling in their games. I’m willing to overlook my misgivings regarding the combat system just to see what fun I can have in the conversation system.

I also came close to picking up The Wise Man’s Fear, the follow-up to The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. The first book I didn’t pick up until I saw it on discount paperback and honestly because there had been so many people harping on about how awesomely great it was that I just had to get it over with. It was alright. I struggled with the Polgara-level smugness of two of the characters, so never got into it as much as I would have liked to – Kvothe I could just about get the point of since he’s announced on the jacket as the main man, but Denna was kind of pointlessly insufferable unless of course she turns out to be the female big bad.

Anyway, I almost picked up the second book as a hardback, because despite the nits I might pick, Rothfuss writes very well and generally speaking I believe people that you think are talented should be rewarded for their efforts. Whether or not he gets a better cut of the money from hardback, I don’t know, but surely any publisher doing decent sales on first release is going to be happy with their choice of author.

AAAAANYWAY. The cover put me off a bit. Sorry. Lovely border design and typeface choice, wonky-headed sword guy in the middle didn’t win me over. I might have said years ago that covers just don’t matter on the books I buy but honestly I like books that are gorgeous to look at as well, and the UK cover didn’t quite hit the spot – enough to put me off laying down the extra money.

/sigh. So much to do this weekend, a lot of it work. I might try and relax a bit though because I’m feeling a touch ragged today. Maybe the gym this afternoon, some chores and a nice dinner is the best course of action. I can maybe fit a couple of hours work in later on when it might not feel like a burden.

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The Windup Girl

December 24th, 2010 No comments

The Windup Girl by Paolo Bagicalupi is a 2009 novel of dystopian future, a world where an advanced level of genetic crop manipulation has produced two almost-cataclysmic results – the development of advanced and destructive disease strains (it’s left to the reader to decide whether these strains have formed through evolution, or have been synthesised) and a global monopoly on the gene patents of disease-resistant fruit and crops.

The story itself takes place in Thailand, one of the few strongholds of meaningful resistance against the monopolisation of the “calorie” companies – the only reason they have held out successfully is through the aid of defected geneticist and the possession of a massive seed bank, thousands of genetic samples of pre-manipulation and disease-free plant material that can be used as genetic stock for the generation of “fresh” produce lines.

That’s not to say Thailand is without problems, though.  Corrupt to the core, two government factions struggle for power over the other, primarily concerned with the largely insular Kingdom’s strict trade and customs systems, while various underworld and street factions take their share and hold de facto sway over the industrial sector and the streets themselves.

Stuck in the middle of it is a cast of disparate characters: Anderson Lake, operative of a calorie company on the hunt for the elusive seed bank location; Hock Seng, survivor of an Islamist purge of Malaysia and foreman in Lake’s cover operation, an experimental spring factory; Jaidee, Tiger of Bangkok, incorruptible Captain of the White Shirts – the enforcement arm of the Environment Ministry; Kanya, Jaidee’s second-in-command; and Emiko, the titular Windup Girl, a genetically-modified, vat-grown, built for pleasure but ingrained with specific, controlling flaws – the irresistible urge to obey, the staccato motion of her muscles – dumped as an economic sacrifice by her owners and found at the start of our story being debased on-stage in a Thai sex show.

I should start with what’s good about the novel.  I enjoyed it, for a start, and read through the entire thing in almost a single sitting during a day’s relaxation after the start of my Christmas holiday.  It’s not a difficult read for anyone willing to familiarise themselves rapidly with the jargon of a world based on biotech and genetic tinkering – in fact, I found the Thai words slipped into things more jarring than the tech-speak – and the characters are readily sympathetic if not exactly angelic in their respective agendas.

The writing, too, is excellent.  Stirring, evocative imagery: just the right amount of research in there to give the world shape, colour, tone, and not so much that you feel like you’re getting a lecture.  The author skips lightly over action sequences and fights, and rightly so – the few times that more detail is required, things take a treacle-slow turn for the worse and you find your eyes skipping description just to find out what’s actually going on.

For all that, though, the plot builds nicely, both in the macroscopic scene-by-scene flow of things and the overarcing build of pressure as the government factions kick off a battle of escalating wills.  If anything it peaks a little too early on, and the final lifts feel shallow compared to the city’s implosion at the two-thirds mark.

On the downside, it’s hard not to make obvious comparisons to superior work.  I am, if anything, a child of my influences, and it would be disingenuous of an author to present such a postmodern work without expecting readers to sit and pick parts apart.

The biggest problem I had with the entire thing was the Windup Girl herself.  She’s a mish-mash of imagery, a sex doll inconceivably gifted with the ability to move at superhuman speeds, to break all genetic and social codes programmed into her and self-emancipate.  Granted, she’s pushed hard on that journey, but it still feels convenient, a little too inspired towards producing an image instead of something that fits into the plot.  One second she’s an alien machine-person, loathed, reviled, desired, punished for her existence, next thing she’s punching people in the throat and moving with a fluidity and grace that Pris couldn’t quite manage even with a male stunt double.  Near the end she pulls the joint of an elbow apart catching herself on a balcony and in that long, drawn-out moment dangling above the dark alley you can’t help but recall Major Kusanagi’s cyborg body just plain giving up the battle between her irresistible will and the immovable lid of a spider tank.

Taking the wider view, the entire book is good, but more than anything else it makes me want to read The Quiet American again.  Greene’s prose is more clipped, less vibrant, but nevertheless the simmer of his plot is more subtle, more controlled.  Very little happens that the reader doesn’t experience first-hand in Windup Girl, and given the controlled, corrupt nature of the various factions at work it might have been more fun to have more reaction, more subtlety to events.  I realise that’s not a fashionable publishing view – the here and now is very much in vogue – but it’s the immediate difference that sets The Quiet American apart as a classic and denies the Windup Girl similar status.

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What was I thinking about? Oh, yeah, “yee-haw”, that’s right.

October 13th, 2010 No comments

Bonus points if you get the movie right from the quote.  Yes, I do love that movie. It’s not even a guilty pleasure.  I pity the people that don’t get it.

I pity them.

So – NewCon5, part 2.

After the book launch it was drinks and dinner time at the convention.  The staff were doing their level best to get the barbecue up, running, cooking and serving up deliciousness in short order but they were severely tested by the actual size of their barbecue – a gas-fired number obviously intended to cook for 6-10 people as opposed to a convention of 100-odd.

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NewCon 5

October 10th, 2010 8 comments

Again, I’ve not been doing terribly well at this blogging malarkey of late, and hopefully those of you who actually click through and read my ‘blog will forgive me. Rather than explain myself (beyond, perhaps, saying that I had an absolutely shit Great North Run and really didn’t feel like writing about how I ended up taking forty minutes to cover the last 4 km, limping like Herr Flick all the damn way), I thought I’d write about NewCon, which I just got back from.

Literally, just back. Merely long enough to settle hats and say, I nearly…-nope, sorry, I’ll stop larking about.

Write it up while it’s fresh, that’s the key.

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